I can't be bothered.

Fair enough. Pick your level of effort and we will take it from there.

4 recipes for when you really cannot face it

Cheese and Tomato Sandwich

Cheese and Tomato Sandwich

Two slices, cheddar cut thick, one tomato. The only thing that makes it better than the one you already make is salting the tomato first and letting it drain.

Beginner5 mins
Bacon Sandwich

Bacon Sandwich

Three rashers a round, white bread, butter and whichever sauce you are prepared to argue about. The only technique in it is starting the bacon in a cold pan.

Beginner10 mins
Jacket Potato with Beans and Cheese

Jacket Potato with Beans and Cheese

Baking potatoes in the microwave, a tin of beans between them and grated cheddar on top. The oven version has a better skin and takes an hour and a half, which is exactly why this one exists.

Beginner15 mins
Pesto Pasta Salad

Pesto Pasta Salad

Pasta, pesto, tomatoes and spinach, eaten cold. Three minutes of work either side of the pasta boiling and one pan for the whole thing.

Beginner15 mins